Helllloooo Xanga World!

I have decided to grace your presence once again by returning from my two year retirement.

You all may have wondered what I have been up to, and so I shall proceed to satiate your insatiable curiosity...

I completed a 27.5 day hiked along the Alps [yeah, don't ask]...
single-handedly rowed a canoe across the piranha-infested h2o of the Amazon River...
rode a lion (bareback) in the Serengheti...
tamed a wild stallion with my killer mask and cape in Spain...
took part in the decathalon in Australia--of which I became reigning champ...
ate 5 dozen double cheese pizzas, 7 scrambled eggs, 12 hot dogs, and 3 milkshakes [all in one sitting]...
and attended Andrews University [which I know is by far the most adventurous thing I have done in my whole career as Dale Chong].

And so ends the saga that is my daily life. I hope y'all enjoyed. By the way, due to my extreme case of laziness, I have hired a personal secretary. She did a good job, don't you agree?

Until next time,
Dale.